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A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you! " The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it? " "It's a special golf ball, " says the salesman. "You can never lose it! " "Whattaya mean, " scoffs the golfer, "you can never lose it?

What if you hit it into the water? " "No problem, " says the salesman. "It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it. " "Well, what if you hit it into the woods? " "Easy, " says the salesman. "It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed. " "Okay, " says the golfer, impressed. "But what if your round goes late and it gets dark? " "No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I'm telling you, you can never lose this golf ball! " The golfer buys it at once. "Just one question, " he says to the salesman. "Where did you get it? " "I found it. "


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