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A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded. "Professors haven't got bad memories, " he declared. "They're not absent-minded. Don't you think I know where I am right now, and don't you think tomorrow I'll know where I was last night?

Would somebody like to ask me another question? " "Yes, " said another guest. "Is it true that professors are absent-minded and have bad memories? " "Good! " said the professor. "I knew sooner or later somebody would ask me that question. "


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