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Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage. "The day before I die, I'd like to sell every piece we've got just to see how much it's all worth. " "Well, " his friend replies, "since you couldn't possibly know the day before you were going to die, you'll never be able to sell! " "And that's where you're wrong, " the man smiled. "If I sell it, my wife would kill me! "


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