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Here are some of the funniest Waiter Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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"Waiter ! Have you got frogs' legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way "

Workplace Jokes > Waiter jokes
"Waiter! " shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! There's a damn TWIG in my soup! " "My apologies, " said the waiter. "I'll ...

Workplace Jokes > Waiter jokes
"Waiter, waiter,there's a hand in my soup. " "That's not your soup, sir, that's your finger bowl. "

Workplace Jokes > Waiter jokes
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. "Are you crazy? " yelled the customer, "with your hand on my st...

Workplace Jokes > Waiter jokes
And how did you find your steak sir?

Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was

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Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.

Workplace Jokes > Waiter jokes
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler?

WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.

Workplace Jokes > Waiter jokes
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake?

WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.

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