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Here are some of the funniest Police Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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"I'll have to report you, sir, " said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour. " "Nonsense, officer, " decla...

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"Now as I understand it, Sir, " said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred. Can you tel...

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"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least. " "You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old. "

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- Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when they spotted hundred dollars on the ground. Who will take the money? ...

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A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over. The cop asked the farmer, "Didn't you know it is against the law to ...

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A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. "You just won't believe what happened t...

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A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force covering the be...

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A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she ask...

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