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- How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

- None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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- When the general comes, report to me immediately. The general doesn't show. The sergeant gets nervous and every hour reminds the sentry to re...

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- How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

- Two. One to launch it, one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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- How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

- That is a military secret. If I told you I'd have to kill you.

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- What do you think about the coming battle, General?

- God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it?

- To fin...

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- Who likes music? - asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth flo...

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A soldier keeps a mug upside down and tells the sergeant: - I can't drink from this mug. It has no opening. The sergeant examines the mug and s...

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A trooper asks a sergeant: - Is it true that man descended from a monkey?

- Yes, troopers possibly were. But not sergeants.

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