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Here are some of the funniest Farmer Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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"Tell me, " said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road? " "No, sir, " replied the farmer, "you'll have t...

Workplace Jokes > Farmer jokes
A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband can get out. She's not, however, very good at farm...

Workplace Jokes > Farmer jokes
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section throu...

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A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree i...

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A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. "You look hot,...

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A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough, his Father asked him what he thought of Army life. "It's pretty good Pa. The food's not bad, th...

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A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand. `You'll need to be fit,' said the farmer. `Have you ever had any illne...

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A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farm...

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