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Here are some of the funniest Doctor Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care. " "Yeah, but you see, doc, you ha...

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Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What does he call his other eye?

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Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

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Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next.

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Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: ...

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5. You never have to watch reruns on television. 4. You are always meeting new people. 3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of y...

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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this. " "What's the problem? " the...

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An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I’d like to have some birth control pills. "...

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