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Doctor, are you sure I'm. . .

Workplace Jokes > Doctor and nurse jokes

"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhu...

Doctor, doctor! said th. . .

Workplace Jokes > Doctor and nurse jokes

"Doctor, doctor! " said the panic-stricken woman, "my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he's swallowed a mouse! What shall I do? " "...

The doctor said he would. . .

Workplace Jokes > Doctor and nurse jokes

"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks. " "And did he? " "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill. "

What do you do a young. . .

Workplace Jokes > Doctor and nurse jokes

"What do you do? " a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with. "I'm a nurse. " "I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me, " ...

Why are you so excit. . .

Workplace Jokes > Doctor and nurse jokes

"Why are you so excited? ", the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc, this is my first operation. " "Really...

1) Why did the nurse keep. . .

Workplace Jokes > Doctor and nurse jokes

1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

A baseball manager who ha. . .

Workplace Jokes > Doctor and nurse jokes

A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. "Remember, " the doctor said, "don't get excited, don't get mad,...

A coffin was being moved . . .

Workplace Jokes > Doctor and nurse jokes

A coffin was being moved when it fell off a wagon, and started down the hill. One of the morticians started chasing it. As it rolled past the ho...

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