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"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhu...

Workplace Jokes > Doctor and nurse jokes
"Doctor, doctor! " said the panic-stricken woman, "my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he's swallowed a mouse! What shall I do? " "...

Workplace Jokes > Doctor and nurse jokes
"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks. " "And did he? " "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill. "

Workplace Jokes > Doctor and nurse jokes
"What do you do? " a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with. "I'm a nurse. " "I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me, " ...

Workplace Jokes > Doctor and nurse jokes
"Why are you so excited? ", the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc, this is my first operation. " "Really...

Workplace Jokes > Doctor and nurse jokes
1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

Workplace Jokes > Doctor and nurse jokes
A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. "Remember, " the doctor said, "don't get excited, don't get mad,...

Workplace Jokes > Doctor and nurse jokes
A coffin was being moved when it fell off a wagon, and started down the hill. One of the morticians started chasing it. As it rolled past the ho...

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