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I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!

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The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. You can tell Republicans are in power. "Polluti...

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An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporarily out of order " sign, just "Escalator tempora...

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Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso gas station. This irishman came on to do a song. He stoodnext to the diesel pump, lit ...

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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? -George Carlin

HMO
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My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination. It's a flat fee. -Wendy Liebman

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I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

IRS
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The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new rules, you're allowed to claim two or more chins...

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