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Here are some of the funniest Biologist Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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"A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The barman says "That'll be 80p [ATP]! "

Workplace Jokes > Biologist jokes
A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it down, and commanded, "Jump,...

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A group of goose biologists were meeting to brainstorm about the migration tactics of Canada geese. They were particularly interested in applying...

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A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. One of the other biologists ...

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A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recruit said, "I know how th...

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A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came down with a terrible illne...

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A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want...

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A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born? " "Well honey. . . " said the slightly prudish mother, "the st...

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