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Here are some of the funniest Aviation Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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"Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions? " "Center, make that request on the next frequency. . . . "

Workplace Jokes > Aviation jokes
"Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees. . " "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here? " "Sir, ...

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"Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings. . " "OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!! "

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"I've never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, won't you?

"All I can say ma'am, "...

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"Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisti...

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"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We ...

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A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I ...

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I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute delay and everybody on board was ticked. Unexpec...

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