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Here are some of the funniest Car And Train Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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"Take the wheel, Harry! " said the nervous lady driver. "There's a tree coming straight for us! "

Travel Jokes > Car and train jokes
"When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step. " "If you miss your step and hit your head, please lower your vo...

Travel Jokes > Car and train jokes
"Where's the car? " asked Professor Delbert's wife when he got home. "Did I take it out? " "Yes, you drove it to school this morning. " ...

Travel Jokes > Car and train jokes
A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life . "Hey Roadway driver whos the two bigge...

Travel Jokes > Car and train jokes
A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, 'It's no good you talking to m...

Travel Jokes > Car and train jokes
A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train stops at station and he f...

Travel Jokes > Car and train jokes
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for dir...

Travel Jokes > Car and train jokes
A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "I've circled the block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment, an...

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