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Here are some of the funniest Bus Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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'Is everyone in the bus? ' asked the driver before he closed the door. 'No,' called a lady, 'wait until I get my clothes on. ' All the passeng...

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A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the ...

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A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. There's no room,' they said. 'It's full up!' 'But you must let me...

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As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the bus. ...

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Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, I'm in the bus queue, aren't I? ...

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Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel?

I should say not, on my salary!

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Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!

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Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.

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