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Here are some of the funniest Bicycle Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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"Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes, " said the gym teacher. "Fred! What are you ...

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A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then turned to the little boy...

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A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. "Where did you get the bike from? "...

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Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off?

It was a vicious cycle.

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I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?

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Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: 'I didn't think we'd make it!' Jill replied...

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Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. 'Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No fee...

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My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?

Take his bike away.

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