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Here are some of the funniest School Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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"Dad, can you write in the dark? " "I think so. What is it you want me to write? " "Your name on this report card. "

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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up " said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his fee...

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"Isn't the principal a dummy! " said a boy to a girl. "Say, do you know who I am? " asked the girl. "No. " "I'm the principal's daughter. ...

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"It's clear " said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse? " "Well, my dad says the world is changing ever...

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"Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Toda...

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'Ann!' the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. 'If India has the world's second largest population, oran...

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'I'm not going to school today,' Alexander said to his mother. 'The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don't like me. ' 'Why ? ' 'Firstly...

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A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was o...

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