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Here are some of the funniest History Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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"What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays. "

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"You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower. " "Really? Which rat was he? "

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Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday. Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus...

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Do you know the 20th President of the United States ?

No, we were never introduced !

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

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How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that ?

Went down in history !

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I'm learning ancient history ?

So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !

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If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ?

His wife !

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