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Here are some of the funniest Criminal Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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"Dad, " said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow. " "OK, son, " said his dad, "I'll get you ...

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"What makes you think the prisoner was drunk? " asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor, " replied the arresting officer, "I saw him lift up a man...

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'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike,' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day. 'Why ? ' 'I've put a file in your cake. '

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A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so...

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A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet in the morning the jailer...

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A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in prison and being nervous...

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A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. "Yes, " replied the mu...

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A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get it for you? " asked the prisoner obligingly. "...

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