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Here are some of the funniest College Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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"Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a Ph. D. " "What does Ph. D. stand for? " "in his case, Pin-headed Dope. "

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"Now my motto in life, " said the school chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet? " "My motto is let bygones...

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"Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls? " "Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way arou...

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"Where are my shoes? " asked the Iowa State professor as the class ended. "They're on your feet, " said one of the students. "So they are,...

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A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded. "Professors haven't got bad m...

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A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new. "An old flame? I asked. He winked and said, "More like an unlit match. "

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A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which simply said: "Is this a q...

School Jokes > College jokes
A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which simply said: "Is this a q...

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