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Here are some of the funniest Witch Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like ?

2nd Witch: He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too ...

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Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition?

She was beaten by the microphone stand.

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Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches?

It's called The Hex-Files.

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Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust?

The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden ...

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Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg?

She kept trying to poach her ideas.

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Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair?

She always wore long gloves to cover it up.

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First witch: My, hasn't your little girl grown ?

Second witch: Yes, she's certainly gruesome.

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Have you heard about the goodweather witch?

She's forecasting sunny spells.

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