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Here are some of the funniest Vampire Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies?

He used to keep it in his back pocket.

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Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ?

It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, 'Who's a pretty boy then...

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Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra?

He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.

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Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart?

He had loved in vein.

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Did you hear about the vampire who got married?

He proposed to his girl-fiend.

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Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot?

He was a bite of the Round Table!

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Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian?

He's looking for a crypt writer.

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Do you know how to catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!

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