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'Here's a good book,' said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster. 'How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead. ' 'No, thank you,' said Mrs ...

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1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh, what's he studying ?

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A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he was $15 in arrears.

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A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailor's shop. 'I'd like to see a suit that will fit me,' he...

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An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop. 'Quick!' shouted the tailor to his assistant. 'Hide the "Free ...

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Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster?

Girl: Really? What kind of fur?

Boy: As fur away as po...

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Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him?

Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated.

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Did you hear about the monster with five legs?

His trousers fit him like a glove.

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