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Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow an...

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Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

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Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

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Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

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Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - they'd rather sit in the dark.

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Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. Plus a portable phone, an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to C...

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Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light's out?

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Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring l...

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