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Here are some of the funniest Time Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock,' said the principal to a new boy. 'No, Sir. I've got a digital watch ...

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1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ?

2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !

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A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's t...

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A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park some...

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A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.

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Customer: I'd like a watch that tells time. Clerk: Don't you have a watch that tells time?

Customer: No, you have to look at it.

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Do you know the time ?

No, we haven't met yet !

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For a weddin' present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked him, "W'atcha do with the money, son? " "Ah ...

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