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Here are some of the funniest Telephone Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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A man and a couple of his friends had just finished a round of golf at the country club and they were changing their shoes when a cell phone on th...

Miscellaneous Jokes > Telephone jokes
A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices ...

Miscellaneous Jokes > Telephone jokes
After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the teleph...

Miscellaneous Jokes > Telephone jokes
At three o'clock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of his telephone. He staggered downstairs and answer...

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Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I can't understand you. You should really take something for that cold. Operator: Go...

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Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend's line has been busy for an hour?

Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might b...

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Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. You're an ambulance!

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Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know what's wrong with my phone, but I can't make long distance calls any longer! Operator: Don't worry. You...

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