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Here are some of the funniest Teeth Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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"Your teeth are like the stars, " he said, As he pressed her hand, so white. He spoke the truth, for, like the stars, Her teeth came out at nigh...

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A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he ha...

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A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. "Oh, dear, " he said, "whatever shall I do? I ...

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Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by a haughty old dowager who scrutinized her through her lorgnettes. "What lovely pearls, dear Bea...

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Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth your own?

Actor: Whose do you think they are?

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How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

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How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?

BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

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Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet? . . . Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it

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