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Here are some of the funniest Space Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The...

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An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel? " "How would you feel, " the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on t...

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First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ?

They play astronauts and crosses !

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I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !

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If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get?

Missile toe.

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If athletes get athlete's foot, then what do astronauts get?

Missile toe.

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