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Here are some of the funniest Ouch on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly it. He was cruising along a few hundred feet abo...

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It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. "Hey Willis!! " the farmer yelled....

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A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "When did you bag him? ...

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A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a man with no clothes on and just a newspapercovering his genitals. The litt...

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The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the barman, "cor! I've just had my first blow-job and ...

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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he a...

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Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated. " Doc says, "Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into orwhat your mot...

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A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find on...

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