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Here are some of the funniest Music Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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"Haven't I seen your face before? " a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor, " the man answered hopefully. "...

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1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning! " 2nd man: "Did they wake you? " 1st man: "Nah. . . . I was u...

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A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, "May I please see you...

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A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the sa...

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A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distract...

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A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help! " cried the cellist, "I can't swim! " "Don't worry, " said the violi...

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A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police co...

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