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Here are some of the funniest Mental Health Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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"Great news, Mr. Oscarson, " the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of...

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"The trouble is, " said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, "that I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't tell jokes, I can't act, I can't play an...

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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions, " he observed....

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A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending...

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A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, "Peo...

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A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I can't make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob? "

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A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee;...

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A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his g...

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