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Here are some of the funniest Medicine on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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". . . clamp. . . sponge. . . scalpel. . . oops. . . "

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A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady ina white dress and brought to the corridor. Befo...

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A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. ...

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A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated. "The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table...

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A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.

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A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his fellow dentists were facing. He said that one of his friends was touring ...

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A doctor fell into a well once. He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone.

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Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incrediblydumb. She does everything absolutely backwards. "sai...

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