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The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical and theoretical emphases. One important area which is often n...

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An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats. Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager. Q: What is the difference betwee...

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A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden as...

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A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate asking, "Well, how many false notes did you sing in your life? "The soprano a...

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Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter. St. Peter: Hi, what's your name? Paul: My name is Paul. St. Peter: Hi...

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A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet

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Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: To get away from the noise. Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper? A: Good question. We're still...

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Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but all the others gathered around will complain that that's not the way E...

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