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Here are some of the funniest Face Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true? " "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face. "

Miscellaneous Jokes > Face jokes
A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad, dad, " he said, "there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face. " "Tell him you've a...

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A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip. "When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon, his face dropped a mile, " ...

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Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ?

Boy monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !

Miscellaneous Jokes > Face jokes
Boy: You've got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really?

Boy: Yes ? it's green and wrinkly.

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Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast. Henry: If you're so smart, what did I have?

Counselor: Eggs. Henry: W...

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Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?

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First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: It's because he's a hoptimist.

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