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Here are some of the funniest Dance Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. ...

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Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, ...

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How do they dance in Arabia?

Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

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How do you make a tissue dance ?

Put a little boogie in it !

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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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I've been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What's that?

It's a dance for people who hate each other.

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My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer?

Don't know, I never met him.

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Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!. . . Six!. . . Seven!. . . Eight!

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