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Here are some of the funniest Bed Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "What's wrong? " asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, like they said in c...

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A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. 'Hello, Jenny,' said the neighbour. 'Isn't it time for little girls to be in...

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Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake?

She spent the night popping out of bed.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do?

Hide the...

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Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed. Oh, I'm all right at night, it's in the day I have problems. ...

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Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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