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Here are some of the funniest Bath Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. 'Can you give me a room and bath? ' he asked the clerk. 'I can give you a room,' the cler...

Miscellaneous Jokes > Bath jokes
Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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Are you going to take a bath?

No, I'm leaving it where it is.

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Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath. Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this one is three feet wide...

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Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in?

The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it? " The idiot replied, "Oh, I ...

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Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap?

Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I'd drunk the bath there wasn't roo...

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Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?

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Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? ...

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