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Here are some of the funniest Legal on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gatesof Heaven, and the angel standing there said, "We've been waiting along time for ...

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A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner. The attorney asks, "Before you signed thedeath certificate had you taken the man's pulse? " The ...

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The bartender asks him "What'll you have? ". The guy answers, "A scotch, please ". The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five ...

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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing "Love " stamps on bright pink en...

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A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife. He put a provision in his will though that she couldn't touchany of it until she turned 1...

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A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble inthe countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said,...

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A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer. ...

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A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with his accommodations. He complained to St. Peter, who told him that hisonly re...

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