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Here are some of the funniest Lawyer Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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"Excuse me, " a young fellow said to an older librarian, "I've just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers. " "Well, "...

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"How can I ever thank you? " gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman, " lawyer replied, "Ever s...

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"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background, " sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If ...

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!

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A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influenc...

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A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was informed that there were no va...

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A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them, ...

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A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section thro...

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