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A young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge. The charges were read out, and she was asked how she pleaded. "Not guil...

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A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven, but not at all happy with his accommodations. He complained to St. Peter, who told him that his o...

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A prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you...

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A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true. ...

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A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true. ...

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At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge. " The defendant sai...

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Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers. " ...

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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

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