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Here are some of the funniest Halloween Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost? " asked his friends. "No, " he replied, "I'm an unmad...

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A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost ? ' asked his friends 'No, I'm an undercover agent ".

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A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.

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At 5 P. M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treate...

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Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

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Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party? " Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier! "

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How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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