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Here are some of the funniest Christmas Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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"Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie? " "He said it was too tight. "

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'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!' 'Oh, yes I can. ' th...

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'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!' 'Oh, yes I can. ' th...

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T'was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute knowledge. Most were quite sleepy,But none touched...

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A football supporter's favourite Christmas song?

'Yule never walk alone'

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A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!

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Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need diamond earrings, handy slicer-dicers or comfy slippers. I only want one ...

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NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from San...

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