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Here are some of the funniest Birthday Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade. "

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"Did you go shopping for my birthday present? " "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing. " "What thing is that? " "Nothing! "

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"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. " "Next time, take off the candles. "

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"I guess I didn't get my birthday wish. " "How do you know? " "You're still here! "

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"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday. ' "

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"I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you. " "A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that? " "That's where I invite a bunch of your ...

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"My birthday's coming " Do you know what I need? " "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life? "

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"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy. " "Maybe you should spit out the plate! "

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