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Here are some of the funniest Men Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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What do men consider a 50-50 relationship? We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wrinkle!

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1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery...

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An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to the Dr. to see what the DR had to say about the w...

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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.

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A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words ...

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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down,...

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A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, "Excuse me, did you want that cart? " "No...

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A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he drinks one drink and pours the otherone on his hand. He orders two more dri...

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