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Here are some of the funniest Restaurant Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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"Can I have some two-handed cheese, please? " a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. "What do you mean, 'two-handed cheese'? ' asked the wai...

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"What flavors of ice cream do you have? " inquired the customer. "Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate, " answered the new waitress in a hoarse ...

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"What's the matter with your dinner ? " "Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten ! "

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A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the night's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish. "The chic...

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A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. "Would you like to wait in th...

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A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on a previous trip to the cit...

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda...

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An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each dish as he brought it to the ta...

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