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Here are some of the funniest Food Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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"May I take your order? " the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens? " "Nothing special sir, " he replied. "We just tell th...

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A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

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A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked...

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A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked...

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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to ...

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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to ...

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A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of ...

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A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than ...

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