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Here are some of the funniest Burger Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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Are hamburgers male?

Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!

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Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?

Only if they have a very frank relationship!

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Can you name two burgers who are royalty?

Sir Loin and Burger King!

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Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania?

Very rare-ly.

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Do hamburgers make good vampires?

No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!

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How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

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How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed?

They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!

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How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

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