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Here are some of the funniest Banana Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas?

They were empty.

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banan...

Food Jokes > Banana jokes
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banan...

Food Jokes > Banana jokes
How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ?

Slippers !

Food Jokes > Banana jokes
Knock knock Who's there?

Banana. Banana who?

Knock knock Who's there?

Banana. Banana who?

Knock knock Who...

Food Jokes > Banana jokes
Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

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