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Here are some of the funniest Apple Jokes on the web! Vote and add your own, if you think you are funny!



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A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California's apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the owner, "How much are ...

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After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked, "If you ha...

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Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why?

The orchard's on fire.

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First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you?

Second apple: Worms, I think.

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Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad! " he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away? " "That's what they say, " said hi...

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How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

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