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"Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse? " asked Rupert. "Okay, " replied his father, "but don't stand too close. "

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"Dad, do you believe in Buddha? " "Why, of course, but I think margarine is just as good. "

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"Dad, why do you write so slow? " asked Dennis. "I have to, " replied his father. "I'm a slow reader. "

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"Dad, " said Rickey, "what is electricity? " "Uh, " replied his father, "I don't really know too much about electricity. " A few minutes ...

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"Honey, " said Mrs. Beldon to her husband, "Lester's teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia. " "Encyclopedia, my eye! " exclaimed Be...

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"Papa, who was Hamlet? " "You birdbrain! Bring me the Bible and I'll show you who he was. "

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"Son, you sure do ask a lot of questions, " said the father. "I'd like to know what would have happened if I'd asked as many questions when I w...

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"What are you reading? " demanded the father of his seven-year-old. "A story about a cow jumping over the moon, " was the reply. "Throw t...

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