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Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. There is always alot to be thankful for if you ta...

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The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. "Everyone knows, " the mother lectured him, "that from time to time,...

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A small boy is sent to bed by his father. . . [Five minutes later] "Da-ad. . . " "What? " "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water? " "...

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Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how 'bout that? . . . I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions. 9. You k...

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A Teenager is. . . A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up ca...

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A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was ho...

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The Evolution of Mom Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here, some of the ways having a second and thir...

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The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience on a plane. On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes f...

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